he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
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I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
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I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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