dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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