Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I touched a dick in church today
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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