I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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