Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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