In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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