one might say we're banned from that church
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
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I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
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hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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