If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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