Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
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I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
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She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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