i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
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She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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