i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
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Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
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And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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