I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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