Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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