Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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