when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Plan B is the new Plan A
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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