thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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