Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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