WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
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i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
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I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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