Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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