Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I cannot find my penis.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
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Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
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I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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