Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
