Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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