But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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