She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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