i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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