Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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