the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
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If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
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I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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