Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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