she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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