I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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