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I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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