areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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