I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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