I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
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I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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