Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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