I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
