thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
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My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
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I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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