it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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