So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
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Edward fifth and chaser hands
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
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I'm just crazy horny about you
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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