love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Randomize
