You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
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For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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