were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
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Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
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All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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