I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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