READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
this is an emotional support booty call
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Randomize
