It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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