Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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