He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
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She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
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before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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