no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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