I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I should be sponsored by Trojan
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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