yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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