can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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