anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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