I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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