dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
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I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
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He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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