We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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