So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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